In case it wasn’t obvious, this is by no means insulting these ships, it is insulting particularly bad, out-of-character, and willfully ignorant popular fanon for each of these otherwise fantastic ships.
All these ships were from the suggestion box I opened up a few days ago.
"remember when you used to lik- "
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
(Source: truefawn, via eribent)